Eat Your Veggies...

...And a healthy serving of satire everyday. Doctor's orders.

Meditations for Major American Cities — McSweeney's

Your Quest: Bring A Bag Of Ice To This Party — McSweeney’s

Family Recipes Passed Down By Millennials — McSweeney's 

5 Former Presidents Group Text: Mueller Investigation — The Belladonna 

Season 8 Game Of Thrones Predictions From Who’s Never Watched It — Points In Case

Hello It Is Me, An S-Corp — Slackjaw 

E.T. Phone High School Girlfriend —Janice Magazine

4 Fall Sweaters That Say: I Settled! — HiggsWeldon

Modern Love: My Ex Was The Patron Saint Of Love, But He Never Made Me Climax — The Belladonna

I Have Designed My Own Cryptocurrencies. Feel Free To Buy In. — Slackjaw

Hi! I Married Jared Kushner In Prison! AMA! — HiggsWeldon

5 Kings from History You Shouldn't Marry — MuseumHack

Picasso on The Birds and The Bees — MuseumHack

Stop Whispering in My Ear You Drunk Cherub — MuseumHack

The Baddest Bachelorette Party in History — MuseumHack

Kids In Art Playing Games That Definitely Make Sense And I Would Totally Play Now — MuseumHack

Artists Who Were Kanye Before Kanye Was Kanye —MuseumHack

5 Former Presidents Group Text: Trump and Putin — Medium

People In Art Who Are Straight Up Feelin' Themselves Right Now —MuseumHack

Women In Art Having An Existential Crisis Shut Up I Need To Think — MuseumHack

Does Hillary's Wardrobe Clash With The Nuclear Codes? — Schmeditate

Live Tweeting Date #2 — You're Still Fat

K is For Kale and Kardashian—You're Still Fat

A Vote For Trump Is A Vote For My Daughter Finding A Nice Jewish Boy In His Internment Camp — Schmeditate

Succulents: The Perfect Gift For The Girl Who Kills Everything She Touches — Schmeditate

Feminist Overload: A Georgia O’Keeffe And Beyonce Lyrics Mashup Just Because — MuseumHack